The conservative war on the tyranny of salad continues

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The conservative war on the tyranny of salad continues

By Killgore Trout

Wingnuts • November 2010 • Views: 1,276

Last week it was Fox News now it’s Rush Limbaugh.

Rush calls CSPI “food Nazis,” and calls salad bars in schools “the police state:”

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Update: Fascism in action

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14 comments

lazardo Mon, Nov 22, 2010 4:41:06pm

Well, Hitler was a vegetarian.

/hurrdurr

freetoken Mon, Nov 22, 2010 5:37:36pm

The Tree of Liberty is watered by the dressings of salads.

Killgore Trout Mon, Nov 22, 2010 6:53:12pm

re: #2 freetoken

The Tree of Liberty is watered by the dressings of salads.

lol

jaunte Mon, Nov 22, 2010 6:59:36pm

"Well answer the question what kid's going to go to a salad bar?
Well, they're going to be forced to go to the salad bar, Snerdly.
This is the point! It's the Police State!"

It's hard to believe anyone takes this stuff seriously.

reine.de.tout Mon, Nov 22, 2010 7:38:36pm

re: #4 jaunte

It's hard to believe anyone takes this stuff seriously.

My daughter loved the salad bar.
Probably 'splains why she's nice and svelte, and Rush . . . is not.

jaunte Mon, Nov 22, 2010 7:40:06pm

re: #5 reine.de.tout

Another victim of vegetyranny!

SpaceJesus Mon, Nov 22, 2010 7:45:12pm

rush's fat ass could use a salad or two

theheat Mon, Nov 22, 2010 8:17:58pm

By default, guys with boobs and more than one chin should not make fun of salads, or any dietary measures that might prevent children from growing up to be obese, lazy, arrogant, venomous, delusional talk show pundits with a legendary prescription drug problem.

Henchman 25 Mon, Nov 22, 2010 8:44:02pm

Given the kneejerk reactions to anything The President or First Lady endorse, I wonder what wingnuts' reactions would be if either declared that air and breathing were good...

Henchman 25 Mon, Nov 22, 2010 8:45:51pm

re: #9 SteelPH

Forgot the sarc tags. PIMF

Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Nov 22, 2010 9:28:07pm

Because you know you can't have commies without lettuce!

Cheese Eating Victory Monkey Mon, Nov 22, 2010 11:24:21pm

A few years ago there was an interesting episode (60 minutes?) where they went to a nordic country to see what happened when the government forced employers to serve healthy meals. It turned out that they had a significant reduction in heart attacks.

By the way, when systems are designed to make change easy on the person, it becomes an excellent example of "smoothing the path" towards health. ("Smoothing the path" is a term borrowed from Chip and Dan Heath's excellent book Switch - How to Change When Change is Hard.)

Our Precious Bodily Fluids Tue, Nov 23, 2010 7:58:35am

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JeffFX Tue, Nov 23, 2010 8:58:06am

re: #8 theheat

By default, guys with boobs and more than one chin should not make fun of salads, or any dietary measures that might prevent children from growing up to be obese, lazy, arrogant, venomous, delusional talk show pundits with a legendary prescription drug problem.

But in general, those are exactly the type of people who want to believe that eating and being healthy is somehow uncool. Considering he's been admitted to a hospital with chest-pains, a less ideological man would support healthy eating.

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